New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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