Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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