Dual....:-)
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Randomize
