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(716): View more from New York

it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome

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(845): View more from New York

If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?

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(914): View more from New York

I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.

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(409): View more from Texas

We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.

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(636): View more from Missouri

No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.

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(205): View more from Alabama

You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.

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(315): View more from New York

He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.

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