What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on