Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(651): View more from Minnesota

How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Where else am I to apply my creativity?

(1-303): View more from Colorado

I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card

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(213): View more from California

You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.

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(757): View more from Virginia

It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong

(980): View more from North Carolina

And?

(704): View more from North Carolina

He melted the stem

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(406): View more from Montana

1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought

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(905): View more from Ontario

How was the party

(1-905): View more from Ontario

I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me

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