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(970): View more from Colorado

Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.

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(716): View more from New York

i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.

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(607): View more from New York

The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.

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(281): View more from Texas

Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?

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(406): View more from Montana

130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(207): View more from Maine

No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.

(207): View more from Maine

What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?

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(775): View more from Nevada

have fuck

(775): View more from Nevada

*fun

(775): View more from Nevada

actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good

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