I don't think brook has ever known best
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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