Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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