butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
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I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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