She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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