According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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