I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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