windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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