do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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