its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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