Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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