Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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