So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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