My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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