It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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