She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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