Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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