could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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