Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dignity is for republicans.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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