what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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