I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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