So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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