My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
my liver is dry heaving
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
