How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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