He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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