I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just forgot I was standing up.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
