I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Randomize
