You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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