So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Randomize
