so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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