im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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