I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
honey bunches of taint.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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