North Korea, Best Korea!
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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