Pappa wants mamma naked
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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