..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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