is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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