she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.