hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I would ride that face into the sunset