:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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