I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
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So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize