Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize