Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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