so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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