question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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