At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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