So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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