Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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