Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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