Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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