If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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