Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
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just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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