I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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