At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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