why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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